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Excuse me, my good sir or madam, would you like to see a bald eagle?

I’m walking my dog in the park. It’s nearly dark already — slept away my weekend again, second verse same as the first — and the streetlamps have just come on. A pair of men pass on the sidewalk, going in the opposite direction, and I smile and nod absently; it sounds like they’re speaking Russian to each other, but I’m not really listening; in my earbuds, The Tragically Hip are singing, Twenty years for nothing, well that’s nothing new; besides, no one’s interested in something you didn’t do. The cold is getting sharper quickly as the last of the light leeches away. I shouldn’t have spent those ten minutes standing at the park’s north end, watching a murder of crows wheeling overhead, squabbling amongst themselves about who would be perching next to whom in the branches of the single bare tree that they’d all decided to cram themselves into. (It was like watching children fight over who sat where at the lunch table, but their wings were outstretched so beautifully against the gray sky and they tumbled so easily through the air, like leaves caught up together in a whirlwind.)

Behind me, one of the men says in English, “Oh, I should tell her. Excuse me, miss!”

I turn around. There’s no one else about that he might be addressing, and sure enough he’s walking back toward me, while his friend hangs back, looking a bit embarrassed.

“Excuse me, miss,” the fellow says. “Would you like to see a bald eagle?”

Beside me, my dog sits down, like he’s too puzzled by the question to remain standing and needs to sit and think on it awhile. I picture him smoking a pipe with a perplexed expression on his face, and make a mental note to Photoshop that later. My brain also conjures up a few helpful suggestions: Decline offer if said bald eagle is in his van. Decline offer if “bald eagle” is nickname for something in his pants. I imagine the side of a van with “free candy” crudely crossed out and “free bald eagles!!!” spraypainted over the top, and I have to admit that were this the case, I would at least have to applaud his originality.

Considering and subsequently discarding several witty rejoinders, I eventually settle for saying, “Um?” I’m fairly certain my mouth is hanging open, and my dog Trudeau and I are probably wearing matching expressions of eyebrow-raising confusion.

The man seems to pick up on this. “I’m telling everyone,” he says reassuringly, which isn’t actually reassuring at all. I still haven’t even the faintest of ideas what in the hell he’s talking about, and I’m not sure what “everyone” he could be talking about, unless he’s been chasing down joggers on the footpaths clear on the other side of the park’s loop road. I wouldn’t be any more surprised by that than I am by the whole conversation.

He points up into a cluster of bare trees that stand inside the aviary fence, and says, “Look up there, in the branches of the bare tree. Can you see it?”

I can’t help but think that this is like that part in a fight scene when somebody says, “Look, it’s bigfoot!” or “Wow, naked ladies!” and distracts their opponent long enough to knock them unconscious. I’m putting my back to the guy’s buddy by peering into the trees, but whatever; if this elaborate ruse is all in aid of a mugging, then I say they’ve earned the contents of my wallet ($7 in cash and a maxed out food stamp card; suck on that, muggers), and besides, I’m pretty certain that Trudeau will avenge me. I mean, unless these guys are prepared with dog cookies in which case Trudeau can probably be bought, the traitorous bastard.

The point being, I turn and look up at the tree — trees, because “the bare tree” isn’t very descriptive when there are like ten of them right there — and I squint and curse my eyes, and I don’t see a single damned thing. (My conservation biology teacher in college used to mournfully lament that people were only interested in the “charismatic megafauna”… animals like lions and elephants and pandas and whatever, the ones you see lots of nature documentaries about. I argued that I was rather restricted to a study of large animals because my eyes are so bad I’d never be taking up birdwatching.)

“You see it?” the guy says again, and he’s so earnest that I tell him yeah, I do, that’s so cool, even though it takes another ten seconds before I actually spot it, because I really don’t want this to turn into a truly awkward moment where he tries somehow even harder to share his birding discovery with me. I do see it now though, a hunch-shouldered shape huddled on the farthest branch, looking down into the aviary like it’s deigned to come and visit its stranger relations.

“That’s awesome,” I say, and Trudeau sighs because he hasn’t the slightest interest in birds (he has a much keener preference for squirrels).

“It’s visiting from the wild,” the guy tells me, proud and earnest, like the eagle is here on his personal invitation, just to give him the opportunity to interact with strangers. “It’s not part of the aviary.”

“Yeah,” I agree, because come on, obviously. Ticket sales would probably go down if their own birds were free to perch high above the aviary and fly away on a whim. “Thanks,” I tell him again, which is actually another way of saying, Yes I see, please go away now because you are making this awkward.

He seems to pick up on the unspoken social signal, and finally rejoins his friend, leaving Trudeau and I to continue on our way, though we don’t go far, just to where the view improves. I’m grateful to the gentleman, strange as the exchange was, for pointing the bird out, and grateful even moreso that he left us alone to enjoy the sight. The eagle is a splendid, large adult, and its perch is just high enough that I’m wishing for binoculars and just low enough that still, even with my poor eyesight, I can see that while I’m standing there looking up, the bird is looking back down. We’re both caught in the pool of light cast by a nearby lamp post, and it makes the white feathers on the bird’s head shine with a particular brilliance.

The eagle doesn’t do anything in particular, just sits and stares, but just its presence makes something stir in my chest, some weak thing fluttering inside my ribcage, the beating of phantom wings against my heart a reminder that even a little piece of the wilderness can make us feel just a little more alive.

After awhile, the eagle turns its head again, apparently bored with its view of us, and the deepening darkness gathers in against its brown body like the evening itself has also chosen to roost on that branch. We continue on — reluctantly, in my case, and quite eagerly in Trudeau’s, as I think he still had hope for a squirrel sighting — and though I keep my eyes peeled for other intrepid park-goers to share the discovery with, none are forthcoming. And while I wouldn’t mind sharing this sight with someone else — I’ve no doubt it would be just as wonderfully random and awkward as it was for me — I’m not quite mad enough to go running after the joggers.


Burros, horses and dogs, oh my!

Over the weekend, my friend Petra and I took a drive to Creede, Colorado, which is about an hour from our town of Pagosa Springs. We had a morning appointment, and since Creede was such a drive and I knew that Petra had some horsemanship students there, I’d suggested to her that she book some lessons while we were in town, and I’d be happy to just tag along and take pictures. I got some great ones, in addition to all those photos of kittens I posted the other day, so I thought I’d share the rest.

Our first stop — after lunch and a rather impromptu tour of a few of Creede’s hotspots — was the home of a lovely woman who has a Quarter Horse gelding…

And a young wild burro that she recently adopted from the BLM. (For those of you who are wondering, a burro and a donkey are the same thing… “burro” is the Spanish word. Some people make the distinction between “burros” which were initially introduced to the Americas by the Spanish, and “donkeys” which are more modern imports. I tend to use “burro” because that’s the term more commonly used for wild donkeys. But they’re the same animal, Equus asinus.) This burro was hilarious. Hilarious times eleventy. She hadn’t been in this home for long but she basically was running the whole joint, and had trained the gelding to do her bidding. I lol’ed. So did the burro.

One of her cutest features — of which there are many — is that her body is a typical burro-grey, but the backs of her ears are a rich, sandy brown.

The owner’s house was beautiful too, with lots of vintage decor in the absolutely gorgeous barn, and this great windmill behind the house. I played around with my camera’s black and white setting for the first time. (This has had additional Photoshopping, too.)

Our next stop was another client’s house, where we didn’t work with horses because the wind was howling and it looked like a storm was rolling in. Our wonderful host invited us indoors and fed us delicious ginger tea while we talked, and then she took us to meet her animals. In addition to the overwhelming adorableness of the barn kittens, there was also a pair of Westies…

…a miniature horse called Mini Cooper (best. name. ever.)…

…and a beautiful palomino Quarter Horse.

I wished I’d had better opportunities to take pictures there, particularly of this guy, but the weather was still pretty foul and we needed to get back to Pagosa. We said our goodbyes and started the drive back. Just over Wolf Creek Pass, there’s a parking area with an overlook affording a view back toward Pagosa Springs; I always like to stop there and get a photo of the day’s view.


Spring Scenes from Pagosa Springs, Colorado

I’d like to say that spring has arrived in Pagosa Springs, Colorado, but I really can’t. I took these photos around town last weekend:

Things were looking promising. This Saturday, though it was pretty cold and windy out, my dog Trudeau and I embarked on a quest to find some new hiking spots. We were going to give Fourmile Falls a go, but discovered that the road to get there isn’t open until the end of May. (Oops.) I did get a few nice photos along the way, though, as it turns out Fourmile Road is kind of insanely scenic.

When that didn’t pan out, we tried out Chimney Rock Archaeological Area. It’s also still closed for the winter season, but you can park at the bottom gate and hike your way up, if you’re motivated. The going’s pretty easy since you’re walking a well-maintained gravel road, but it’s still a heck of a climb.

The actual archaeological area at the top, which used to be a Pueblo settlement, isn’t really that great a photographic opportunity unless you like to photograph a series of small walls, but there were some pretty great views from up there, and call me a science nerd but I just LOVE reading interpretive signs. It’s a thing. Trudeau and I had a pretty awesome day, and I actually managed to wear him out, which was a plus. Being forced to sit-stay while I take tourist-y photos of him is pretty tiring, I guess.

I had high hopes of finding another hike to do the next day, though I expected it would be cold again. But we woke up to this instead.

I think this photo of Trudeau pretty well expresses my feeling on the matter, which can be summed up as “Holy… what is this I don’t even.” Except for a few excursions outside — in which my roommate and I completely negated the need for firewood by turning ourselves into a sweaty mess bringing in more firewood, and Trudeau proved to me that the joy of snow does, indeed, turn off his brains — we mostly spent the day inside, being slothful and staring out the window while wailing at fate to just GIVE US SPRING ALREADY AND NO TAKE-BACKS. Well okay, that second one was mostly me and the slothful part was mostly Trudeau. That dog does slothful like nobody’s business.

I guess he also does “deranged” pretty well.

Our poor mares, who have been industriously shedding their winter coats for weeks, were wet and shivering today, so we fed extra hay pretty much all day to keep them warm. I figured that the same principle applied to me and I helped my roommate eat her Cheetos. It warmed my soul, if not my body.

Poncho doesn’t seem to mind the snow, at least. It makes him sort of camouflaged. For my part, I can’t decide whether I’m hoping the stuff melts off by tomorrow afternoon or whether I’m hoping for a little more snow next weekend to give me an excuse to accomplish basically nothing. A little sloth does a body good.


Let’s all go to the Ag Expo! It’s a veritable whirlygig of fun!

I seriously love agricultural expos. I know that’s kind of an odd thing to say, and that many of you are probably wondering to yourselves exactly what an agricultural expo is, so please, allow me to explain. An agricultural expo is where you go when you want to enjoy the pungent aroma of manure and sheep, lovingly fondle a wide variety of tractors, watch people do generally inadvisable things with horses, and catch up on all the latest innovations in pesticides and fertilizers. It’s where you go when you feel an overwhelming urge to stuff yourself full of deep-fried everything, buy yourself a new bull, learn everything you ever wanted to learn about milking goats, and listen to old ladies explain the process of canning fruit in horrifying detail. It’s like the county fair without the deathtrap rides. It’s like the rodeo without the excitement. It’s like a trade show without so much of the show.

It’s a beautiful, wonderful place where everybody knows your name, because their uncle Jim sold your cousin Tom that irrigation system last summer and just how is your auntie Doris anyway, is that gout still giving her trouble?

Obviously, the ag expo is an event not to be missed. So when I heard there was one in Cortez, just a couple hours away from Pagosa Springs, I felt I had to go. Admittedly, I mostly wanted to check out the horses brought by the Four Corners Draft Horse, Mule & Carriage Association, and look at lots of pretty horses, but I had no idea what wonders awaited me.

Take for instance the sheep pens. My life changed forever when I visited the sheep pens, because I had never, in all my life, seen anything quite so wonderful before as corgis herding sheep.

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My dog Trudeau should’ve really been prime minister.

My dog Trudeau is a magnificent and stately creature.

Please, allow me to illustrate.


[chronicles] A photorealistic portrait of pure canine joy

It could fairly be said that I am a control enthusiast. This is merely one of my excuses for why I don’t normally let my dog Trudeau run and frolic off-leash, even though many people in my life seem to think that this is some form of hideous cruelty. (Trudeau is on the “hideous cruelty” side of the argument, too.) But I have a very vivid imagination and what I like to think is a keen understanding of Trudeau’s psyche — inside his mind is a bleak world of perceived starvation and inadequate snuggles — which is why I can see very clearly how things would go if I were to become one of Humboldt County’s ubiquitous leash-less dog owners. And I am telling you, it would all end in tears. And possibly blood. And on my part, there could be a heart attack. Even at the pound, they let him run around off-leash, and apparently they didn’t have any problems with him running off, and it’s not as if he’s normally able to be more than five feet away from me in the daily course of our lives, so I probably shouldn’t be quite so paranoid, but I am. Sure, he likes me now, but the moment another dog appears, all bets are off.

A few friends suggested that I take him to a beach. A remote beach. Where could he run? they said. The ocean will get in the way, they said. But beaches usually only have ocean in one direction, and plenty of havoc-wreaking possibilities in all the other directions, so I was determined to be a little more choosy. I would be needing a lot more ocean.

Luckily, with Humboldt Bay right here, we have some convenient jetties that have ocean on three sides, and some pretty deserted beaches. So I took Trudeau out there on a long training line, and worked on endless recalls, and then I got really brave and let him off the leash entirely.

It could be accurately said that Trudeau approves of this development.

He also approves of the ocean, birds, sand, foam, crabs, seaweed, and things that smell mysterious.

I enjoy these outings almost as much as Trudeau does, mostly because by the time we get home he’s completely knackered. It has been a great confidence-builder for me, though, knowing that I can let him off-leash, and when I call him he’ll come back. Mostly. Except when he’s found something interesting. Or when there’s a bird.

Elsewhere in my travels around town, I came across another face that I thought you’d want to see:

I met this adorable little face in Halvorsen Park, and her owner was clearly accustomed to fielding the admiration of this dog’s adoring public. She’s an “American Indian Dog,” which I had never heard of (is that sort of like yet another American Horses With Spots And Things registry, or is it legit?); gorgeous little puppy, kind of shy, but she’s certainly going to make one hell of a beautiful dog. And meeting her was a nice change from the way I usually encounter dogs; typically I meet them when they’re running loose in the streets, in the dark, and they launch themselves at Trudeau like they’re all members of a canine fight club.

Oh, shit. I wasn’t supposed to mention that. It’s the first rule. Forget you heard anything.

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[chronicles] Papa Was A Rolling Stone

My dog Trudeau is a mystery. He is a mystery wrapped in an enigma that sort of walks in a circle around a riddle. He bays like a bloodhound, and his color is a little shepherd-y, and his white paws are rather dapper-looking but not particularly helpful in identifying his breed. Taking a walk with him is like taking a game show on the road: random passersby engage in self-styled trivia quizzes to try to discover his heritage. Simply being in Trudeau’s presence turns everyone in the world into a dog expert, and they will not only guess what breeds compose his background, but they will tell you, quite emphatically.

[personal profile] malnpudl, drunk with the power of modern science, dropped by my vet’s office awhile back and pre-paid for me to have the mutt genetically tested. Yes, that’s right. You can DNA test your dog to find out WTF sort of genetic material spawned the mutant beast, and if you’re anything like me, you can even have a roommate crazy enough to pony up the cash for it.

Unfortunately, if your dog’s heritage is too heavy on mixed breeds — mutts for generations back — there isn’t much a DNA test will tell you. And even then it’s not 100% reliable. My vet had warned me, before we did the test, that the results she’d seen from it to date weren’t terribly enlightening. But it wasn’t my dime, and apparently Mal had a burning need to know, so I went ahead with the test regardless, and after waiting and waiting very patiently for results that, as it turned out, were mailed directly to my vet and not to me, today I managed to access the company’s online system to review Trudeau’s test results.

Prepare to have your minds blown, my friends.

Trudeau’s lineage is muttly enough that there are no breeds listed as “significant,” which means that neither of his parents were purebreds. There are also none listed as “minor” genetic contributors, which would be breeds that had contributed at least 12.5% of the beast’s genetic material.

However. There are two breeds listed as “intermediate” breeds, meaning that at least 25% of Trudeau’s genetic makeup comes from these breeds, “so you may see some physical and behavioral traits represented in your dog.” So what, you may wonder, are his “intermediate” breeds? My bet was on bloodhound and some kind of shepherd dog. My vet was sure it was bloodhound and Anatolian shepherd. The shelter had him listed as a Great Dane cross. But actually, the only two breeds that appear at all in his genetic profile are:

Alaskan Malamute

and……

Basset hound.

Thank you, science. You’ve just completely blown my mind. I might need to go curl up in a fetal position while all of my ideas about the universe rearrange themselves in my brain.

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My Dog Is A Very Good Dog

Last night was, at long last, the first night of basic dog obedience for me and the floppy-eared monstrosity that I call my dog. (Oh, Trudeau. Your ears are so floppy. It’s awesome.) I have to admit to being more than a little apprehensive, especially when I saw the size of the room that we’d be working in — a conference room at the local rec center — which didn’t exactly leave a lot of room for… well, let’s just put it out there. It didn’t allow a lot of room for me to keep my dog from getting all up in the other dog’s faces. As he does. I probably should’ve called the instructor first and told her that he had a dog aggression issue — she looked a bit concerned when I said he occasionally likes to make other dogs cry — but I’d talked to so many dog obedience teachers by then and had all of them hand-wave my concern away, so I guess by the time I got around to the class I actually signed up for, it didn’t occur to me that it might be a problem.

And it actually wasn’t, much. He started off the evening a little… well, over-enthusiastic might be the word, and I’ve always suspected with him that a large part of his dog aggression is just that he’s the very big kid who never learned how to play nice. He desperately needs to socialize and play with other dogs, but he can’t because he’s a bastard, and therein lies the problem. (It’s doubly unfortunate because there are plenty of off-leash beaches and other doggy paradises in my neighborhood, and I do trust him to come when called, except that if there’s another dog and he gets into a fight, all bets are off. I like to think one day he’ll be able to do these normal dog things. It’s why we’ve gone to the professional, to get professional help with our issues.)

In any event, we didn’t have any sort of unfortunate mishaps, and thanks to the teacher’s magic weapon — an apparently-delicious cocktail of cheese, kibble and hot dog bits — Trudeau pretty much spent the hour in the throes of ecstacy. Though initially his focus was all over the place, he soon learned that lavishing me with his attention would earn him delicious delights, and he wasn’t as hard as I expected to keep under control… though for much of the class we did stay behind a small chair-barrier that the teacher built for us, to give us a little extra separation from the other dogs.

The class has turned out to be perfect; I really like the instructor (Mette Bryan, for any readers who are actually in Humboldt County, and she’s teaching the classes through the Adorni Center and Eureka Muni), and the other three dogs in the class are more or less in the same place as Tru — pretty good on obedience basics like sit, down and stay, but not so much with the focus in new environments. So we should all be able to advance at the same pace and think up new and interesting things to do that aren’t necessarily as basic as your standard beginning obedience class.

The highlight of the evening for me was working on our dogs’ recall/”come” in the room. Mette worked with the other three dogs first, and I thought for sure she was going to just skip us for the moment, since even I could imagine the carnage that would ensue if I called Trudeau and instead he decided to surge like a bowling ball into the group of other dogs. And anyway, Trudeau and I work on his “come” endlessly; in fact, I’ve turned it into a wacky after-hours game in the office. My office is laid out as sort of a square of hallways with rooms opening off of it, and I’ll often put Trudeau in a stay, go sprint off somewhere else in the building, and then tell him “come” (if I’m in an obvious location where he’ll be able to see me) or “search” if he needs to go looking for me. He’ll go tearing around the place trying to work out where I am, and he gets lavishly rewarded with food and love when he manages.

Still, I thought for sure he was going to embarrass us both by harassing the swell golden retriever puppy instead of actually coming to me. Mette put a long training lead on him, so she’d at least have some control over him and could try to catch him in time if he veered off, but no; I showed him the delicious treats that awaited, ran across the room and called him, and he came. Boy, did he ever come. You wouldn’t have thought there was another dog, person, or possible source of treats in the world. I’ve never been prouder. And it was nice getting home and discovering that the excitement and mental strain had knocked him out so thoroughly that he went straight to sleep like an exhausted toddler.

I complain sometimes about Trudeau and his dog-hating, cat-chasing, collar-leaning bad behavior, but the fact is that I lucked out to a ridiculous degree. Adopting from a shelter, as much as I support doing so, can be such a game of roulette. I could’ve ended up with an animal that was completely unsuitable for my life in every way, and even though I trust my instincts when it comes to choosing a companion animal, listening to the gut and the heart don’t always help us make rational decisions. Still, I wound up with a dog who is the perfect amount of lazy, the perfect amount of energetic, (definitely the perfect degree of housetrained!) and the one thing I’ve always been missing in the dogs I’ve had before: he is absolutely and utterly devoted. He is my dog right down to his bones, and I’m his human right down to my bones, and if we’re maybe a little co-dependent, I think I can live with that for the wonder that is this animal bounding toward me, ignoring all other distractions and attractions for the chance to place himself in my hands.

And if my hands happen to be where the hot dogs are, well, that’s just a happy coincidence.

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Making Circles and Telling Lies

This is my dog Trudeau.

He is very regal. Very dignified. Sometimes he says that with great power comes great responsibility, and I can only assume that he knows this from experience.

Or else maybe he’s talking about my power to give him dog cookies, and my responsibility to do so without delay.

There are more photos of Trudeau under this cut.


Don’t worry. He’s friendly. Ish.

My dog Trudeau is easily one of the best dogs in the history of time. Sure, he’s over a hundred pounds and approximately the size of a shetland pony, but he wouldn’t hurt a fly.

Unless the fly is dog-shaped. Then he will cut a bitch.

It’s possible that Trudeau has a little bit of a dog aggression problem. Okay, he definitely has kind of a big dog aggression problem. He doesn’t seem to want to, say, draw blood or destroy his enemies. He just wants to, you know… push the other dogs into the ground and make them cry uncle and maybe pee themselves. He’s like a schoolyard bully on a sugar-high. We’re getting professional help, and by that I mean obedience training, not a dog psychiatrist. (I already know that he has abandonment issues and probably unresolved feelings about his parents.) I have confidence that it is very fixable, and in the meantime, we’re managing the issue.

I keep Trudeau leashed and under control (though in order to do this I have to make frequent use of my Look of Disapproval and my incredible biceps), and generally this wouldn’t be a big problem, except that I’m apparently the only person in the county who believes in leashes. And though everybody’s off-leash dogs are perfectly friendly, they don’t quite seem to understand that my dog is not. Not too long ago while walking in Sequoia Park, Trudeau and I came upon a man who was crossing our path and who, I did not notice until we were almost upon him, had a tiny and adorable little shepherd puppy stumbling along at his heels. Off-leash.

The puppy happily trotted up to us, blissfully unaware of the nature of his impending demise. I held back my instantly over-excited bloodhound/silverback-gorilla-cross monster, who was either determined to lick the puppy to death or determined to devour it in a single gulp, and who either way was very likely to kill it by accident with one of his huge clumsy platter-sized paws.

The puppy’s owner, unconcerned, didn’t seem to notice me struggling with Trudeau (who was doing his very best Kraken or possibly Cthulhu* impression, complete with “GIVE ME NOMS OR I WILL DESTROY UR TOKYOS”), glanced over and, apparently utterly misinterpreting the nature of my concern, said, “Oh, don’t worry. He’s friendly!”

As you can imagine, I was very relieved that the puppy — who seemed barely old enough to be weaned, and certainly not old enough to have joined Fight Club — wasn’t going to attack the slobbing gorgon. I don’t think said gorgon realized how much danger he might’ve been in. From the puppy.

Loose dogs are a problem in my neighborhood in general, and particularly since I walk my dog after dark, I’ve ended up with a bit of a case of the nerves about the whole thing. There’s Maxi-the-fleabitten-mongrel down the street, who actually vaults right over the fence so that she can bark ferociously at us, and the Akita on the other side street who stalks us creepily from the shadows, and the pit bull on the school road who is only held back — and only occasionally — by a gate that seems to have been made from an old wooden shipping palette. The latest addition to the giving-me-a-freaking-heart-attack brigade are a pair of massively-muscled pitbulls, who after running amok in the neighborhood for a few days seem to have taken up residence in the cemetery, which they clearly chose for its theatrical properties. A pair of snarling pitbulls charging at you isn’t quite enough; with the whole cemetery thing they were going for more of an H.P. Lovecraft-style effect, in which dogs in addition to having sharp teeth and bad attitudes are also demonic and will eat not only your face but also YOUR VERY SOUL.

I probably wouldn’t have much of a problem with these animals if it weren’t for Trudeau, who attracts trouble like he’s a gravity well, and who certainly doesn’t help these situations by baying back what I can only assume are lewd remarks about the pitbulls’ mothers. Honestly, I cannot take him anywhere, and I hope he realizes he has only himself to blame.

* When I typed “Cthulhu,” my blog insisted that it was a misspelling and suggested instead “Cuchulain.” Thanks, blog. Now I have The Pogues running through my head, and that’s not a bad state of affairs if you ask me.

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